1. Ignorez-vousing 2. Sniffing (in an "I told you so" way) 3. Head tossing and fringe fiddling 4. Cold shoulderosity work 5. Midget gems all round, but not for you 6. Pretendy deafnosity 7. Walking on ahead 8. The quarter humpty (evils) 9. The half humpty dumpty (evils and withdrawal of all snacks) 10. The full humpty dumpty (walking away with digniosity at all times)
--Borrowed from Georgia Nicholson
Losing It Scale
1. minor tizz 2. complete tizz and to-do 3. strop 4. a visit to Stop Central 5. f.t. (funny turn) 6. spazattack 7. complete ditherspaz 8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown) 9. complete nervy b. 10. ballisticisimus
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This is dire, and also sad. Have you contacted the milk carton people?
Alas, no. But I have gotten them to change all the electronic highway signs to the "Amber Alert" warning.
And this morning I tried a Code Adam at work. No one seemed keen to go to my house and roam for a missing Fluff.
I'm not sure what part of this they aren't taking seriously.
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